By younggrammy - 20/08/2009 20:15 - United States

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Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Arenick 0

Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?

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dspadres 0

I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.

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dougone79 0

Are you Brittney Spears's Mom?

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nemohazADDlama 0

#13 Is my hero!!!!! anyways sounds like ya didn't give the sex speach to your daughter!!!'

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CookyMonsta 0

guess you didn't have 'the talk'

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Green_Eyes_Pwn 0

Sounds like someone is in the wrong line of work. XD Jk, that sucks . F your life indeed, OP. :(

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Trixies100 0

ok for the people calling the daughter a **** and or hooker I agree. but the mom is some what to blame for not having the talk.

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aron33 2

ydi for bad parenting, I know you can't be with her daughter 24/7 but if you teached her some manners and moral she wouldn't have done it in the first place. My gf is 18 and pretty hot, yet she is still a virgin because she respects her parents and herself. I accepted the fact I have to marry her first but love isn't all about sex. And no I'm no christian or any kind of believer. Sex shouldn't be something teenagers do to spend their time.

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My2864 1

kick her ass... atleast down a stairs your not actually gonne keep the baby right? ... hey is that your sister picking you up? no its my mom... damn lol

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