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By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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By Host grandfather - 21/09/2018 06:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML

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By young grandpa - 17/06/2013 22:49 - United States - Statham

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 18:00

Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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betseyville 6

Thursday 11 October 2012 18:50

That child is destined for a lifetime of therapy.

streetriots 9

Thursday 11 October 2012 18:51

Only in Georgia.

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torbey 23

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:09

Hmm probably should've kept a closer eye on those two! Sorry OP, that would be quite a shock.

Speshelphreak 13

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:10

I wish you the best of luck OP :/

StzaCrack666 18

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:10

And on TV the crowd will chant Jerry Jerry Jerry.

danaavery 5

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:12

They're not related at least. The grossest/saddest thing is the age.

gracehi 31

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:12

At least they're not blood related. Though it will likely still make for interesting family reunions.

liy223 6

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:15

Not sure if I read this right.. Reread... Nope, that's what OP wrote......

hillhero 2

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:15

Don't be silly, should've wrapped his willy

lulzcoaster 3

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:17

incest? more like wincest

robertar 3

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:21

Keep the secret in the family, I anyone asks don't say who's the father

LuckyLynx7732 5

Friday 12 October 2012 6:58

Are you kidding me? Tell EVERYONE exactly what happened. Hopefully the shame of it all might make them realize just how wrong this whole situation is.

cmc777 4

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:22

Just sucks all around ..congrats grandma

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