Kids: Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months...

By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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By Host grandfather - 21/09/2018 06:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML

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By young grandpa - 17/06/2013 22:49 - United States - Statham

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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Kids these days…

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 18:00

Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 2 165

betseyville 6

Thursday 11 October 2012 18:50

That child is destined for a lifetime of therapy.

streetriots 9

Thursday 11 October 2012 18:51

Only in Georgia.

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rodneyboshoff 1

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:42

Keeping it in the family... That sucks big time...

SeepingSarcasm 7

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:56

#91. If only it stayed at sucking!

ranroy 2

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:44

that what my biggest fear was when my parents got divorced but they never dated anyone with hot daughters that were my age

berryblizzard 11

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:49

Congratulations grandma/grandpa! But to be truthful SOME teenage parents are better parents then adults.

ChelseaGrin112 14

Thursday 11 October 2012 23:04

If they're THAT stupid and careless to be having sex that young, I'm sure they'll be stupid and careless parents.

berryblizzard 11

Friday 12 October 2012 0:25

I didn't say THAT young.

16KillsLove 8

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:50

Atleast they aren't blood related, or it could be a lot worse.

Arcangel196 0

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:50

Ewww how gross disgusting family

ilovefall10 21

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:50

What the ****!? This isn't even....I can't even... *Walks out*

DespairFaction 11

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:51

Look here if anybody gonna be havin sex with my sister. It's gonna be me.

manshack 8

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:51

I feel like it's only a matter of time before TLC tries to make this a t.v. show.

PhishloverA 14

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:52

Are they grounded?

Tanno 3

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:52

*cough* 'Murica

annie_nk 22

Thursday 11 October 2012 20:25

Says the guy whose profile picture is George Washington holding an assault rifle.

Tanno 3

Thursday 11 October 2012 22:43

I'm British

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