By Anonyme - 06/09/2013 11:56 - France - Caen

Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML
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Welshite 39

Just throw him a blanket and let him sleep on the floor. He'll be the coolest kid in the neighborhood.

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tacojauns 45

If he cut it so the whole bed is level I'm impressed

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kimg0885 23

For a second there I misread the FML and thought your son cut off his Own legs. Once you put it into perspective; the bed doesn't seem so bad after all!

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asparagus12 21

OMG! At first glance I saw "my son hacked his leg off with a saw." Whew. Point is, at least he just sawed the leg of the bed!

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Kefka91 15

17- oh good, I'm not the only one that read that at first lmao.

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gracehi 31

Well, is he right? Perhaps you have a furniture designer in the making!

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miyaviichan 27

Surely you don't mean feng shui? Also I don't think his doing that hurt anybody. If the OP is so upset about it they should just make the kid pay them back for it.

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, it's not actually the sons bed. OP could have sold the bed, but now cannot.

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Life_is_FML 22

Bitches love beds close to the floor? Seriously how is that cool

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threer 30

Bitches? Women aren't bitches, you ******* retard. Women are women, bitches are female dogs with hormonal problems.

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dramaelf 37

Of all the things teenage boys do to be "cool" this isn't too bad. Let's hope all his rebelliousness sticks to furniture redesigning.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

It's cooler because it prevents the evil clown that's hiding under the bed from coming out.

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TheDrifter 23

Long and low, you can't put a price on cool. Future Peterbilt driver you've got there op.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

The bed on the floor is cool? Has he been hanging out in crack houses?

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perdix 29

The real FML is that the OP is out of touch with the current fashions in bedroom furniture and accessories are. Hint: Futons are out, duvets are in.

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Married2handsome 13

I see no problem. Many platform beds are close to the floor. I personally like them lower as well. Can't say I wouldn't do the same.

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