By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 16:09 - Norway - Egersund

Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML
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Trin_Tran 26

Well at least she won't be sexually active anymore ...

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demonfacee 14

The 17-year-old was kind of misleading, but true in some situations. Buy your 13-year-old some birth control, because her sex life is kind of personal and none of your business.

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switchgurl20 17

she is the parent. A 13 year old minor sex life will be my business as the parent.

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MidnightMusic53 37

When she's a minor and living with her parents, it's not personal and this is her parents' business. 13 year olds should not be having sex, they should be playing and reading and not concerning themselves with serious relationships.

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DaBlacky 31

#149 you don't know the 13-old, who are you to judge purely based on a number?

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sugoine 12

I'm very sorry your child is doing adult activities-yikes!!! But I must say, this makes me feel better about my emergency hysterectomy and the fact I can't bear children. Sorry, OP. ?

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I_see_your_anger 10

I'm just saying. If you find out she's also pregnant. Abortion can be a magical thing.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

At least you don't have to worry about her becoming a teen mom now.

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CuriousYel1ow 13

Since when do 13 yr olds have sex? Since when do they not fully understand the birds and bees at that age?

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limabeans101029 20

A lot of parents and schools are pretty slack when it comes to teaching kids about sex. Which is not how it should be at all.

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Kittyphysics 21

way to watch your kid op. at least your sons there to pick up the slack.

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limabeans101029 20

Yes because saying that sex before marriage will instantly result in "horrible diseases that will kill you" is a great idea! No, he wasn't "there to pick up the slack", he was being an idiot. OP should've been EDUCATING her daughter about sex, not using scare tactics.

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