Kids: Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she...

By father of the year - 01/08/2013 06:21 - United States

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2014 05:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are". FML

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By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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By Mike - 28/02/2019 02:00

Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By lostforlife - 13/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Camden

Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML

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By ccrex - 05/08/2019 20:00

Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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JustJumped 22

Thursday 1 August 2013 16:12

Don't let her breed

carleybeak 21

Thursday 1 August 2013 16:13

She seems too stupid to be driving at all

Comments

thatoneguy4210 6

Saturday 3 August 2013 7:50

The stupidity in that made me get cancer

Martinhenry 9

Saturday 3 August 2013 16:10

people these days!

ladybuglet 22

Saturday 3 August 2013 16:16

This daughter of yours could be nominated for a Darwin Award.

why57why 21

Sunday 4 August 2013 5:24

This generation

lionqueen1400 16

Sunday 4 August 2013 7:45

You only live once. Why use that time to bother learning left from right?

Vogue2 8

Sunday 4 August 2013 12:21

The future of this country, ladies and gentlemen.

jayray313 21

Sunday 4 August 2013 19:04

How does one "forget" which way is left? What a moron. I hope she's sterile.

DJEddieXZ 9

Sunday 4 August 2013 21:27

Burn her car keys

TheOtherNewest1 6

Monday 5 August 2013 18:11

YOLO is carpe diem for retards. How does one forget which way is left? Also; to that cyclist: not that your point was even relevant, but cyclists are morons. You always seem to ride with the cars that are coming at you behind your back, (so you get all frightened and angry when one tries to pass) and then decide to ride in the middle of the ******* lane. All this while having a top speed of 20 MPH. I'll support your right as vehicles when you can consistently pedal 55 MPH, until then, you can **** right off.