By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 141
You deserved it 8 884

Same thing different taste

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dpope06 0

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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What does he think he is adopted or something, or is just stupid.

jaredofmo 22

"Nope, and at your age, neither should you."

When he gets off the "short bus" after school and you wiping his ass, or possibly during his next breast feeding, why don't you both come to terms with pathetic you both are.

It is possible that he just doesn't know what that word means! My kids thought raw meant rotten for the longest time from age 5 to 8. They would say the milk was raw, I said yes it was raw we don't cook milk. It just could be a misunderstanding of what a virgin is.

lovealwaysx 0

You must have dropped your son on his head when he was a baby.... Or he is naturally a dumb ass?

rachilio 26

You've Overprotected him way too much if your 18 year old. Son asks you that.

Just give him one of your homemade videos.