Money: Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me....

By Already Broke Asf - 18/11/2015 01:51 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML

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Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By queenbee - 14/06/2015 13:31 - United States - Media

Today, I slept through my alarm and decided to call in sick. After falling back asleep, I woke up to my younger brother robbing my kitchen. It seems he's been doing this for weeks, every time I leave for work. He won't even give it all back. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 00:01

Today, after my aunt died and left me everything, I found my heroin addict brother searching my house, demanding his share of the money. He thought I had it in cash, so I called the cops. Now our mom is mad at me because a good brother would have given him something. FML

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lunar999 23

Wednesday 18 November 2015 8:52

I don't care if he's family take it to the police

WinterChild 20

Wednesday 18 November 2015 8:55

Even if you did "owe" him, that doesn't make it any less illegal to go into someone's living quarters and take it from them. It's still stealing.

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shortcake18 15

Wednesday 18 November 2015 19:25

That's when you get him back because pay back is a bitch ;)

hi_im_ughlee 19

Wednesday 18 November 2015 19:58

I don't think your parents would be very happy if your brother tried to pull that shit on them, so there's no excuse as to why he should get away with this.

Publikwerks 14

Wednesday 18 November 2015 20:36

Going to the police might be out of the question, so the clear option is revenge. Go to your parents house, and start taking your mom's underwear and hiding them in your brother's room.

Sandman2015 12

Wednesday 18 November 2015 22:29

Unless your parents are the police it doesn't matter what they have to say. Have his stupid ass arrested for robbing you.

thatonetribute 31

Wednesday 18 November 2015 22:55

Take this up with the cops!

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 18 November 2015 23:59

Your parents idea of justice is insane.winning a bet does not give anyone the right to rob someone else. I hope you are courageous enough to file a police report against your low life brother.