By Ugh - 27/02/2013 21:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my 20-year-old daughter staggered into my room at two in the morning, drunker than I ever thought a person could be, screaming for me to make pancakes for her. FML
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MolesterStallone 13

You should make her pancakes

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Pleonasm 35

I bet that just scared the crêpe out of you, didn't it?

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Megan98 18

Now I know why ihop is open 24 hours...lol.

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hienzburgess 9

reminds you of the good ol' days, doesn't it OP? sigh*

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MAA213131 1

Be happy it wasn't my bedroom i would've made her "pancakes"

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EpicSquishii 21

*yawn* There's always that one guy that posts the same "I'd have sex with her!" comment. 1. No you wouldn't 2. If someone DID manage to pork a young girl who was drunk out of her mind, they might just be sent to jail. They definitely wouldn't have anything to brag about.

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kurodansei 16

You mean you would have gone from flap to jack and buttered her stack?

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kurodansei 16

put her on the griddle let her sizzle and split her down the middle? If she's never had a floppong would you pop her cherry topping? I have so many questions.

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ViviMage 39

You can get drunker. You'd be dead or unconscious, but....

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silverstream20 20

I agree. You always need pancakes so she is justified.

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Enslaved 36

Tell her, "You ain't got no pancake mix!"

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laden_swallow09 34

Backhand her unconscious and let her sleep it off in the kitchen. S'what I did to one of my friends one night, and he's still ignorant about it.

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darkmis1 17

We'd be too chill to scream. We also don't slur and weed and alcohol both have a distinctive smell.

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