By nanall - 04/06/2012 07:19 - United States

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML
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Zoranius 6

Well, the dementors are going to take your brother to Azkaban now because he told you.. And i'll gladly come with him!

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SandiRainbowFish 20

Of Hogwarts is real... You didn't get your acceptance letter? Poor Muggle :,(

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Ozuru 11

Say to them, "Not sure if trolling, or just stupid."

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newtrose92 1

How does that suck??? Your family is awesome!!!

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Danni_04 13

Of course it's real! Did you know that that there is also a giant turtle named A'Tuin flying through space with four elephants on its back? And on the the back of those four elephants is a world in the shape of a disc, known as the Discworld?

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hermitknut 22

Don't forget that the universe is frequently and repeatedly saved by an alien called the Doctor who flies around in a time machine disguised as a police box, as well as by a blonde woman in California who fights vampires. :D

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oneFUCKINword 8

21 & 40... Are you guys on acid or some??

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hermitknut 22

#21 was a Discworld ref, and I added a few more :) But yeah, probably a bit too far.

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ChickInGreenVans 12

Poor guy is probably still bitter.. he didn't get his acceptance letter.. After all these years.. The shame!!

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KingCeltic77 18

My sister thinks that too.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Are you kidding? How could you deny Hogwart's existence? It explains all of life's anomalies: -Crop circles -Alchemy -Unexplained missing cases -Why the chicken crossed the road -Why baseball's finals are called the "World Series" even though only the U.S. and Japan play. Oh yes, it's real. And you should trust your parents, too. There's no way a mother of two children would lie about this just to help her sons go to sleep.

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RedPillSucks 31

And Canada. Don't forget Canada.

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MrFuzzles 5

Shit, someone call the FBI, voldemort needs to be the world's most wanted ASAP!

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Narttu 20

Voldemort is no longer a problem... Duh.

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MrFuzzles 5

Damn it.... I was actually just sending him an owl with an alliance letter...

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GothicAngel17 24

Well, it could have been worse. He could have been convinced that the Cullens are real.

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HappyHighPants 4

The Cullen's aren't real!! Crap there goes my chance with Edward!

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GothicAngel17 24

Edward is a sparkly gay fairy with hairy nipples and bad hair. Plus, I'm pretty sure you'd be the wrong gender for him to be interested in if he were real.

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durkagihad 12

Hogwarts is real, they put it in at Disney in Orlando.

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Lizza330 28

The Wizarding Worl of Harry Potter is at Universal (or whatever it's called, I think that's right though).

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