Kids: Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts...

By nanall - 04/06/2012 07:19 - United States

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

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By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML

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By thatoneperson - 17/02/2012 12:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Crawley

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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By Zoey_M - 08/07/2013 23:26 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML

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By Hellassi - 09/07/2021 00:01

Today, my stepmom burned all my Harry Potter stuff. Apparently, Harry Potter is the "Devil’s plan to corrupt good Christian children" and "That shit is make believe anyway." What did my dad ever see in this evil witch? FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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Monday 4 June 2012 15:48

Well, the dementors are going to take your brother to Azkaban now because he told you.. And i'll gladly come with him!

SandiRainbowFish 20

Monday 4 June 2012 15:49

Of Hogwarts is real... You didn't get your acceptance letter? Poor Muggle :,(

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Harpy20 24

Monday 4 June 2012 18:18

Tell them that there's a hidden message on how to unlock Narnia in their own wardrobes! If they are truly serious, you might as well have fun with it.

pfclunchbox005 1

Monday 4 June 2012 18:19

Narnia must also be real. Haha

MainPrism 16

Monday 4 June 2012 18:20

Well @ least you're the smart 1 in the family...

Shrouds 14

Monday 4 June 2012 18:20

What, you mean magic isn't real? *runs away crying*

Zaros_fml 24

Monday 4 June 2012 18:22

Of course it's real. I mean, it's like the bible. You can't come up with that stuff! It HAS to be real, right? ...right? /endsarcasm

sarah56195 0

Monday 4 June 2012 18:22

Lolololol. Idiots raised you.

uh_just_saying 1

Monday 4 June 2012 18:28

Hogwarts is really a boarding school in England. It's not quite a magic school, but it is a very top notch school.

liquid_sasquatch 10

Monday 4 June 2012 18:30

Hogwarts is real, check facebook there are plenty of people that go to school there =]

HiIAmKevin 8

Monday 4 June 2012 18:36

Stupid muggle...smh.

Pinkanani 12

Monday 4 June 2012 18:37

Man, people are retarded! Hogwarts is "real" now. They built a whole "world" at universal studios in Orlando, Florida a few years ago. As far as OP's bro trying to convince him that Hogwarts is real because "there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination," I pity him and the parents.