By theregoesmyspermcount - 02/08/2009 22:45 - United States

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML
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redbluegreen 40

I'd suggest you invest in a giant human bubble. Or a cup.

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hiro777 0

he is a former marine, no such thing as an ex marine

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TheJohnses 8

Maybe you should get some Balls Insurance.

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Nicoya456 4

there is no such thing as an ex-marine once a marine always a marine

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marissa246 0

thats not rape or anything

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HurleyCarlton 0

Ask him after you get hit " Aye Aye Sir, may I have another." I bet he won't do it anymore.

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pita2423 10

first off their is no such thing as an ex Marine your dad is probly a retired Marine, secondly fyl that does suck!

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pita2423 10

take up soccer um expectedly found out that that helps with your reflexes a lot, after a couple of years of playing soccer one of my ass hole friends tried that and I found out my reflexes were good enough to stop it. and it can stick with you for a long time.

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