By theregoesmyspermcount - 02/08/2009 22:45 - United States

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML
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redbluegreen 40

I'd suggest you invest in a giant human bubble. Or a cup.

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ko77777 0

sounds like you deserve it, calling him an "ex-marine" and all. haha

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flicka89 15

there is no such thing as an ex-marine!

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desoto96 9

If your dad was really in the marines you would know the term is former, not ex.

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bizarre_ftw 21

And off to dicks sporting goods to clean them out of cups you go Next, buy a taser, tell him you're going to start randomly tasing him to keep him "agile in his golden years"

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PhishloverA 14

Might want to start wearing a cup

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thatkid00117 16

Probably for calling him an ex-marine

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