By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
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NGM_47 0

I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O

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unfortunate_13 5

why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.

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conan6 0

YDI for dating a fat ass.

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marz88 0

You are lying. You enjoyed it and were trying that..erotic asphyxiation or whatever it's called =P

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FuzzyWalnuts 0

YDI for dating a cow. Stick with the same species next time.

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xxJustTxx 0

that's really cruel!! what type of sick person calls someone that is a little overweight a cow, dul dírect go dtí hIfreann !!!

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pagemaster 0

He doesn't have to be fat. He could be really tall. YDI for being too stupid to politely ask him to get off of you. Stupid.

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Kiwi_Splash 0

HAHAHHAHHAHH. I think you should've known he was too heavy for you, don't be dumb, and don't act clueless.

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tinyphreak 0

YDI for not letting him know that you couldn't breathe. That he's fat or not has nothing to do with it.

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ckyfe 0

Agreed. OP brought this on herself for not alerting her boyfriend that she was having a hard time already

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tt_harry 0

i guess he is SUMO wrestler,,hahah,,in japan same thing happen on that so much serious

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