Love: Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were...

By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML

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By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 19:09 - United States - Omaha

Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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NGM_47 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:09

I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O

unfortunate_13 5

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:27

why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.

Comments

zjweldon 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 17:44

What is it with all of u people calling him fat??? I know somebody who weighs 250 pounds and he's the strongest guy I know... Muscle weighs more than fat so it's possible that he's really strong.

lexy88 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 17:55

and why is someone like that with a girl?

airplanefood 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:10

because some girls aren't shallow.

moonsolomon 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 17:56

I feel like he should have noticed you not being able to breathe. I mean, when your mouth stopped moving or you started gasping into his mouth that should've been a big clue that something was wrong.

BipolarBettie 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:02

250 POUNDS is not big for a guy. My guy weighs 255 and it is mostly because of muscles and he is tall

FogItNozzel 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:13

Um as a guy that weighs 251 pounds going out with a 103 pound girl I am a bit offended by this. I have never suffucated my gf and im a bit more on the cubby side of 250.

LadyAlathia 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:14

Uh, yeah. YDI. My 250 lb hubby has never deprived me of oxygen (unless there was a "safe word" involved, of course). Your boyfriend needs to learn how to use his arms, and you need to learn how to come up for air. Srsly.

i_hate_people_9 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:14

well its your fault! if u knew he was heavy u should've been on top!

FarSide 22

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:26

Maybe OP actually passed out from intense multiple spontaneous orgasms...

eternity103 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:27

That's not that big, my boyfriend is over 300 lbs and we never have any problems. Next time, just tell him to rest more of his weight on his knees or arms. You should be comfortable when you're being romantic.