By ManchotDesAndes - 26/02/2015 07:35 - France - Bezons

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML
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makkarari 18

You always look at the fingers when they come toward you! Always! You can't trust those little minions!

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Pandacupcakelove 26

This is the kind of thing that makes me think "Aaaah! I'm never ever going to have kids!" Then a few minutes later I see a laughing baby and I'm like "Yeah ok, I probably am."

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

You wouldn't want kids from just eating a boogar? I mean, yeah it's gross but, it could of been much worse.

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ndnpride88 25

Haha op lol be careful of the fingers they are not sanitary

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simply_chan3l 13

As weird as this sounds, you should be happy you only ate a booger.

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brittaaany_93 38

I'd have been more worried if the child had just been finger painting with their poo. Although, eating a booger is still pretty gross.

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tranced_ 45

You don't put anything pointed at you in your mouth.

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gracehi 31

Don't read FMLs while eating breakfast: Lesson learned.

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martin8337 35

New fast food restaurant: Booger King.

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Badabam_fml 14

You should have had her eat it. Apparently boogers are good for young childrens immune system. That's according to some study done here in Australia that I heard on the news a few weeks ago.

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volvagia720 6

There are way too many fmls like this. When will people learn? Dont put a child in your mouth, they are unsanitary.

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EvilTurtle 35

I was just about to put a child in my mouth! But you convinced me not to, thanks.

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JokerJ312 23

No, don't let him deter you. You can put a child in your mouth, you just have to wash it first. Like an apple.

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vikky538 28

kids let's you experience the things that you never experience before some of them include tasting booger too...

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