By ManchotDesAndes - 26/02/2015 07:35 - France - Bezons

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML
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makkarari 18

You always look at the fingers when they come toward you! Always! You can't trust those little minions!

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Skoff_fml 27

why would you put your kid's finger in your mouth? Kids are notorious for putting their hands on all manner of things.

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Emiweb 9

Don't we tell children not to put things in their mouth cause we don't know where they've been?

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usmc_sean 8

Look at the bright side OP, she isn't picking her nose and eating it.

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ForeverJasmine 26

Kids are full of surprises if you don't first check what's on their hands! My 3 year old niece always has sticky bubbles hands and I have to ask her why they're sticky before holding her hands lol

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psyjoniz 12

you do realize how filthy little kids hands are even before introduction of nose gold, right?

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popaacxx 10

I was in the middle of eating and this made me gag... thanks

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amanda182 19

I did that with my nephew ! It's so gross.. But I learned the hard way to ALWAYS look at their fingers when they're coming towards you.

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jqmalang 17

Well, she was trying to show you her booger lol. You might want to think why she's pointing first next time.

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Tikmysta 20

This isn't an original FML. Posted two years, word for word too

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