Kids: Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy....

By pinky - 06/01/2010 18:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML

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By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2012 14:33 - United States - Oakland

Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 24/05/2014 06:08 - United States

Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

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By CoalRose - 11/09/2016 20:33 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML

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What am I doing?

By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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By akieferr - 03/09/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

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By caempa - 29/12/2010 18:13 - Australia

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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Starfire22 5

Wednesday 6 January 2010 23:28

Ummm, anyone with kids knows that jewlery and kids don't mix well...

LauraTheKiwi 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 23:30

YDI for letting him touch it.

Comments

vkochie92 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 5:02

i'm sorry for you :( that was a lousy thing to have happen, i hope your lip heals soon.

Aly3277 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 19:51

Sorry hon, but you kind of deserved it. My six month old pulls my glasses off every chance he gets. I wouldn't let him near anything that was supposed to stay attached!

Mi_Vida 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:43

Growing up would probably be a good idea at this point, don't you think?

YunqFlyMa21o 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:42

lol you know how kids aree

KASHMIR_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:00

good riddance. goddamn idiots think piercing are ood looking deserve that

droplets 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 15:17

That's why you don't wear jewelry around infants. When my cousin was a baby, she grabbed one of her mom's favorite dangly earrings and ripped it straight through the earlobe. Babies like things they can grab.

rachljam83 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 0:19

I had nose piercedmy daughter nevr touchd it. Then when I had my son only had ears pierced n he wouldn't leave those alone. To each his own piercings or no piercings. I've actualy been thinkn bout gettn my lip pierced uh oh I hav a 7yr old n a 2 yr old! I didn't realize piercings had an age limit.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Friday 14 January 2011 8:06

Oh look, it's trailer trash mamma! Just a hint: By the age you become a mommy, you're supposed to know that it's "and", "have", "never" etc, not "n", "hav" and "gettn". People like you shouldn't procreate.