By pinky - 06/01/2010 18:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
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Starfire22 5

Ummm, anyone with kids knows that jewlery and kids don't mix well...

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LauraTheKiwi 0

YDI for letting him touch it.

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Thund3rStruck_fml 0

YDI for having a lip ring

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RawrImaDino900 0

All of the people saying liprings are trashy and stuff, really? Grow up. Body modification has been around for thousands of years, just because you don't have the balls to get one doesn't make them trashy or people with them any lower than you. Yes the mother is an idiot for having in a ring with a 5 month old, she should have been smart and put in a stud.

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Weijun 2

Please, spare us the multiculturalism. This sort of self-mutilation only has a long (or respected) tradition among the most primitive tribes in the world. Even tattoos traditionally only belong to criminals, sailors, or members of the underclass. Go ahead and mutilate your body as you see fit, but do not be surprised at how people react to neoprimitivism. Honestly, why anyone would permanently deface his body in a way that prevents upward mobility is beyond me.

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rosiegrewup 0

Depends on your definition of "primitive."

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rosiegrewup 0

What a ******* idiot. Dude. I had a lip ring for years and I am in no way judging you on that, as some of the trolls here are, but what the hell were you thinking?

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

i agree. i mean i love lip rings and piercings in general. i have a few myself, including my lip. but really? with a five month old baby? take it out when youre around him to prevent that shit.

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youthink_fml 0

YDI for 1. having a stupid ******' lip ring and 2. letting a 5 month old play with it. What did you expect was going to happen?

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epanssereves 0

I do sympathise with you there Pinky. I also have a 9 month old, my daughter mostly makes a beeline for my eyebrow bar or my nose stud, it's painful lol, Not much I can do with the eyebrow though as it's a bar, as for the nose I switched to a tiny stud and it's fairly effective in avoiding my daughters grabbing little fingers, My advice to you would be to either remove your lip ring while around your son or switch to a small labret stud, I have a small lip stud and have worn it for a fair few years now and so far my daughter hasn't pulled on it once. Alot of the commenters here are ignorant little whatsits, Judging someone who they don't even know based solely on some body jewelry, Having piercings doesn't make someone a bad person or a bad parent, being an ignorant know nothing does.

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Thunderbender 2

It doesn't make you a bad person, but wearing one while holding a 5 month old makes you a stupid person.

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please_shoot_me 0

YDI for having a lip pierce and a 5 month old get some respect and dignity for yourslef for the childs sake I bet you have never had a job and got nailed by a sp3rm donar who ran away when u got preggo I wouldn't be suprosed if u had apiercing on ur pu$$

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