By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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killer_corn 0

I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.

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yahtrick37 0

I think it's dumb how some people react to this. I personally think that it's not as big of a deal as people make it. It's funny. I'm sure this happens all the time. This kid just found a funny way to put it.

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flouder92 0

tsk, tsk... you couldn't just be happy with green?

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sofrigginlol 0

LOL THAT KID IS SO ON MY FRIEND LIST (IF I KNEW HIM) : D

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tommy666 0

good. YDI dumb bitch.

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goldy18 0

omg, i laughed so hard. that kid just made my day. now tell his parents. at 5, that's ridiculous

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Raggio19 0

Haha that made my day.And beating the kids ass for something he probably doesnt even understand the meaning of isnt right.It was funny as hell just explain to him not to say that kind of stuff again.But you know by the time he gets to be a teenager hes probably going to say stuff like that all the time,so its inevitable that he says it anyway.

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