By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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killer_corn 0

I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.

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ashleymarie619 0

very funny :D

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MiaTara 0

I suppose it didn't come up that the kid is still 5, what are you letting the kid watch? YDI definitly

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Jameshaich 0

You're so fu*king stupid, It's his/hers NEPHEW Not SON People like you make me worry about humanity

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Nytmar3 0

ROTFLMMFAO OMG!!! I laugh everytime, my gf's bro plays starcraft and he got a kick out of it too!!! OMG this is the funniest thing ever!!!

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What_is_goin_on 0

Dude stfu d*** rider

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meganmjh 0

nawwww :( but you totally deserved it for your lame comment and all :| bahaha

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danica45 7

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha had me and my alter-ego laffing XD

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samanthasantini 0

OMFG!!!!!!! my mom would slap me silly if I said that to her!!!!

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alt3 0

My mom would beat me down, burn my with a iron, throw me out on the road, run me over, and feed me to the dog.

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Aareez 0

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! YOUR NEPHEW IS A GOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #justsaying

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Dueces_II 0

oh yeah, funniest FML ive read in a long time. reading this in my 8am Earth Science lecture class, totally better than learning about hardness of different minerals. lolz.

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