By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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killer_corn 0

I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.

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franwins0827 7

...and his parents deserve a punch in the face. He obviously had to learn that somewhere.

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saints72 0

I wish my son would say that. that's the day I gobto jail for child abuse.

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oreoreo 0

Ahahaha, I love your nephew!!! Lol, but honestly, I don't think he fully understood the meaning of what he was saying.

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Deitsu 1

OP, your nephew is awesome. Period. Thinking about how a 5 year old typically sounds, that would be freaking hilarious.

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allisonohgod 0

You just got told by a five year old ahahhaha. oohhhhh myyyy hahahahhahah

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messiemb 0

that is ******* great. I mean kids that age shouldn't cuss. but that is just awesome. lol

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innocent_rebel27 0

i wuda slapped that kid so hard when no one was looking then i wuda said,"tell any one i slapped you and ill break your teeth next time." that wud teach him a lesson.....lol. but i have to admit it was kinda funny.

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