By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
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burrito_sama 16

At least his heart was in the right place?

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Cads1 24

At least he cares. He could have put them in the toilet.

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Cllama 10

I was able to reach the microwave when I was five with out climbing, easily. Also, if OP keeps a stool in the kitchen for a child to get their own things then it could be easier.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Some microwaves are below the counter level now. Which really seems like a bad idea to me, as it just asks for kids to play with it.

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91hayek 31

Dangerous. Still, rather he learn like this than trying to warm a kitten or hamster.

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BubbaYoshi117 11

I REALLY hope that you don't have chipped car keys. I know my '08 won't start unless I use one of the $400+ keys that the dealer gave me.

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lukian_fml 29

Pretty sure the OP did. Because otherwise this would just be a ~$30 FML for a new microwave? Also, your dealer is ripping you off, those keys are like $80 tops here.

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SkylineFTW97 25

I think they're talking about smart keys. The ones with a starter button rather than an ignition switch. Those are expensive as hell, and they don't really add much in the way of convenience.

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beeferjay 34

today, i tried to warm up daddys car and he got mad, FML

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alanna_ann 14

he's only five I'm sure he didn't know

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miyaviichan 27

How did you figure that out?

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UhHuhHoney 20

I really hope you told him not to do it again, you don't want him to hurt himself.

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amileah13 26

You have to admit that that was completely adorable, but definitely not safe. Probably his first and last time sticking something aluminum inside the microwave :)

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Zarcissa 34

Or anything metallic for the matter. Hopefully your microwave didnt blow up, op.

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Kuibe 18

I agree with #2 OP. At Least he didn't want to "clean your keys" in the toilet

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