By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
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burrito_sama 16

At least his heart was in the right place?

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Cads1 24

At least he cares. He could have put them in the toilet.

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lmbachman 23

Awww!! That's adorable. I hope it didn't cause too much damage.

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shortcake18 15

At least he was trying to be helpful

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Catdragon 40

when I was four, I covered a plastic dinosaur in peanut butter and microwaved him because dinosaur love heat. I also thought he'd like peanut butter. lets just say I killed the dino and stunk up the place. you can't blame the kid as he was just doing what he thought was right.

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corky1992 33

Lmao! That's hilarious.

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TeacherTeacher 11

Good reasoning for a 5-year-old.

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ghostriley 14

I'm going to add this scenario to the reasons why I don't get a car newer then a 98 I bet those keys had a clicker that got fried

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writerchic85 25

How does a kid that small even reach the microwave?

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Catdragon 40

with a chair. in my story I dragged a chair over, climbed on it to put the dino in.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Some microwaves are below counter level too. Which is stupid. But even if it was above the counter level, a chair is all that's needed.

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ellyhan 11

At least it was your five year old son and not an adult relative.

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samlovesham1234 9

Kid logic. I hope the house didn't burn down.

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