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By ThisPerson - 19/05/2011 10:11 - Canada

Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

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By Owen - 07/11/2012 18:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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By Finesse7791 - 20/09/2009 12:28 - United States

Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML

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By badizzle - 15/09/2019 22:00

Today, my art teacher fawned over my friend's photographs of random children and people making out, while she called my picture of an old man looking thoughtful on a pier "creepy" and "voyeuristic." FML

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By stonesober - 31/12/2009 01:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that "going for a meal and going out clubbing" for New Year's means me cooking for my mates and driving them to the pub. FML

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By jailey - 26/07/2016 02:26

Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 04:00

Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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Thursday 19 May 2011 16:07

it's ok man histo channel is COOL

iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:09

If you turn on the discovery channel there will be a special about her. The Cougar is on the prowl.

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stormlvr 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:26

OMG ME TOO!!!!!!! Well no actually Discovery channel is cooler.

purplecowchik 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:26

YDI for being a nerd. Jeez get a life!

juturnaamo 29

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:27

BABY SEALS Way up north where the air gets cold We're running out of money and we're running out of gold So now I earn my living Killing the baby seals You can hit `em with a bat you can hit `em with a brick You can poke `em in th eye with your eye pokin stick That's how I earn my living Killing the baby seals You can slash `em in the head you can slash `em in the throat Then throw `em in the back of your fishing boat That's how I earn my living Killing the baby seals.

bachooka 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:36

I found the second verse very catchy! but killing baby seals is wrong... :D

enonymous 8

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:45

Unless Morgan Freeman is DJing that club stay home and fking watch Morgan work his magic on your privates with just his voice

MizzErikaHart 8

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:43

lol, wtf?

11wanda11 6

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:46

sooo, that's you in thirty years. hehehe

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:48

boners were the hell have u been I've missed ur awesome puns

seni_rita 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:51

I'm glad to know you've met my grandmother.

MeConut 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:56

Did you hear the about the seal that walked into a club?

Egnar 19

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:04

Your life sucks because you enjoy history? Who cares what your older art teacher is doing on the weekend - You can't go clubbing/partying/binge drinking every weekend! Well. . .I guess you can, but, your wallet/liver won't like you very much - Frankly, I'm more inclined to be excited about the history special.