Miscellaneous: Today, my 6-year-old cousin came to my door, demanding canned...

By Stumble - 17/01/2010 04:43 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old cousin came to my door, demanding canned food. I asked him what for, and he said, "Dad said I needed them for a school project." I said all right, and he started raiding my pantry. I was left with only green beans. He stole all my Spaghetti O's. FML

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By Luisa - 09/01/2020 01:00

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

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By Nathanael Johnson - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my roommate came home from work and yelled at me for my dinner being too spicy. The same dinner he denied stealing. FML

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By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

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By youwouldbeacat - 28/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML

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FerrariCake 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:32

Ummmm... what? You're surprised because a six year old took Spaghetti-O's and left the green beans? Really?

waspbr 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:29

technically he didn't steal anything since you said it was alright.

Comments

infernalpuppet 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:30

woopdefuckindoo he took your spaghetti Os do you really think that you are utterly scarred emotionaly for life? eat your green beans and stop complaining! to lighten up that trash talk here is a smiley face :D