By hamster cookie - 17/10/2009 21:08 - France

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 4

At least he died with the sugary goodness of a cookie in his mouth.

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Mihir 1

Oh that sucks hard...sorry for your creature

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epicwinmaster 0

the real fml here is the people that dont know what "if you give a mouse a cookie" is. seriously, you didnt read kids books when you were young?

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EMR_fml 0

I personally had to google "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie". No one over the age of 30 without kids is going to have heard of it. Except as Mercy said they are a librarian.

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offbymyself 0

Actually, it sounds like F your son's life. Not yours.

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Towelie_31 0

So let me get this straight... you have a mouse who asks for milk, and a dead hamster? I'm thinking forget the hamster, and make some money off that talking mouse!

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USArocker 2

The mouse asking for milk- It's a children's book.

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scateice 0

OMG HOLY SHIT ]:O HAMSTER.... At least your didn't die the way mine did ]:[ My sister brought her friend over and her friends psycho dog started chasing my hamster across the whole room and bit it leaving a big bloody gash, then it spazzed out and died.

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eharmonee 0

Awwh that's an awful way to go lol

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Towelie_31 0

So let me get this straight... you have a mouse who asks for milk, and a dead hamster? I'm thinking forget the hamster, and make some money off that talking mouse!

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Person1233 12

I love how this FML used a children's book as a reference to explain how their life is F'd.

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Towelie_31 0

So let me get this straight... you have a mouse who asks for milk, and a dead hamster? I'm thinking forget the hamster, and make some money off that talking mouse!

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calikola 0

Wasn't funny the first time you posted it. Or the 4th or 5th time.

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bballboy91 0

Actually, I kinda chuckled the first time....

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