By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 319
You deserved it 3 855

Same thing different taste

Comments

puplintain 4

I would have children if I knew they would do hilarious things. I ******* hate my neighbors.

kittysundae 8

Same mine called the cops on me my brothers best friend my brothers and my grandma for putting works pipecleaner and tinfoil in plastic jugs on our driveway we said it was A science project

SApprentice 34

Your child is showing remarkable resourcefulness. Are you and your neighbor at war?

THATS AWESOME I WISH I COULD TRAIN MY CHILD TO DO SUCH THINGS

Bet your caps lock key wishes you would learn how to type normally, first.

SApprentice 34

OH, HI THERE. I think your caps lock may be stuck.

BusinessTurtle 8

He's well on his way to becoming a biological terrorist. First the neighbor's yard then the WORLD!

I think you've got a Homer-Ned neighbourly war easing its way into your homes. You can relax, OP. Your son is clearly Bart :)

thathipsterchick 2

Either that or mr turner finally got his revenge on dinkleberg....

Kids that age will do some weird potty tricks and toilet behavior. At six he should know where to go poop. Just reinforce appropriate use of the toilet and drive on. Don't make a big deal out of it.

Or you could just be glad he used a stick. This could have turned out a lot messier.