Kids: Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him...

By VDM - 03/06/2013 21:16 - France - Poissy

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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Thanks, son

By sucksforme. - 10/05/2009 05:05 - Canada

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By justgreat - 28/09/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming and crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room because the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. FML

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By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 19:02 - Canada - Markham

Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML

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Never joke with TSA

By missy - 16/06/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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EdwardC777 9

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:40

That beyond blows. Airport security isn't fun when you're NOT being accused of smuggling firearms

jessejamesc 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:43

when he goes into the next grade, tell the teacher he lies about everything he says and to never ever trust him, *wink*

Comments

mEtAl_pAnDa997 3

Tuesday 4 June 2013 18:54

Beat that kids butt

CooperRage 13

Tuesday 4 June 2013 18:54

Russell Peters is right, we need to beat our kids.

mzdaisylynn 12

Tuesday 4 June 2013 19:09

Your son is a brat. Your fault for not teaching him to accept the word "No"

mrtonyanderson 20

Thursday 6 June 2013 19:25

You better have gotten out the belt when you got home

msmclovin 4

Friday 7 June 2013 0:58

I'd be pissed if that were my kid

CaptainCommenter 6

Friday 7 June 2013 18:37

I think your kid will grow up to be a complete dick.

WhiteCrimson 23

Friday 7 June 2013 21:50

Now you gotta give him credit for creativity. Brilliant, flipping brilliant. At the age of six he has the art of revenge fine tuned.... Sorry for the interrogation part though. That must have sucked.

paustel 1

Saturday 8 June 2013 6:44

Beat his ass.

Iceman225 11

Sunday 9 June 2013 17:42

Yeah, you buy that kid loads of candy. Buy them until he's sick, then spank him during his throwing up. That'll teach him not to endanger public safety.

IMthephoenix 12

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:23

I do not believe in spanking, but I would make an exception for this. If I'm going to go to jail over a snot nosed brat, it's going to be worth the trip.