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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML

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By anon - 16/12/2015 15:28 - Australia - Salisbury

Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML

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By brichard22 - 12/07/2015 14:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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You deserved it 3 166

By Thebestman123 - 05/08/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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Social services

By Anonymous - 18/07/2022 06:00

Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML

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Dick move

By blargerpanda - 29/04/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I heard my 7 year-old step-daughter tell her father over Zoom she cries every night, because she wants to go home with him. I don't have the heart to tell her that he had kicked her and her mom out of the house because he thought mom's stretch marks were unattractive. FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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You deserved it 1 940

By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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maskedman 9

Friday 10 September 2010 19:07

That's hurtful. just keep her until the warranty expires.

r6_fml 4

Friday 10 September 2010 19:11

I hope you kept your receipt

Comments

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 12 September 2010 4:36

Tell her "An attitude like that is probably the reason your parents gave you up for adoption in the first place!" That'll teach her who's boss.

iheartowls 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 8:38

194- I'm not a teenager- 29 yrs. old here. All I was doing is pointing out that you are acting like the "kids" on here. Maybe they are old enough to know better, but they have the right to say whatever they would like to, as do you.

MetalFish 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 9:44

#206, that my friend, was the killing blow :D

hayoudumbass 0

Monday 13 September 2010 7:23

you shoulda slapped the shit outta her and then said you don't pay the bills or cook the food then lock her out of ur house

iRichiq 3

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:17

spoiled. but who am I to judge

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 14 September 2010 7:28

208: And this isn't a final exam for Parenting 101. "Kids" here are allowed to post their opinions and reactions too, so chill.

IAmNotPedobear 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:50

Maybe I could adopt her. There would be no toy shortage.

dontknow_utellme 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 11:47

OMFG that little bitch is so ungrateful!. u should take her back and see if there would be anyone else who would wanna adopt her. couples adopting usually take the babies and besides i dont think anyone would wanna adopt somethin as ungrateful and ****** up as her!