Kids: Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML

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By anon - 16/12/2015 15:28 - Australia - Salisbury

Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML

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By brichard22 - 12/07/2015 14:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Thebestman123 - 05/08/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2022 06:00

Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML

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By blargerpanda - 29/04/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I heard my 7 year-old step-daughter tell her father over Zoom she cries every night, because she wants to go home with him. I don't have the heart to tell her that he had kicked her and her mom out of the house because he thought mom's stretch marks were unattractive. FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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maskedman 9

Friday 10 September 2010 19:07

That's hurtful. just keep her until the warranty expires.

r6_fml 4

Friday 10 September 2010 19:11

I hope you kept your receipt

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Garay 0

Friday 8 October 2010 5:06

I hope you got a warranty...

kruschev33 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 18:18

what you should do is put her back to the orphanage and when she cries for you to take her back leave her there and tell her maybe she should have not been so selfish

superguppy19 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 14:37

talk about selfish ungradeful bitch

abbeyalix 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 10:54

DO IT.

Staige40 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:44

spoiled girl don't worry shell grow out of it

newburton13 26

Thursday 23 February 2012 21:25

What a little brat! I'd get rid of all her toys, (by which I mean hide them somewhere), and see how she feels with no toys at all. She could be in a foster home having to share her toys with ten other kids.

LanaToTheTA 13

Monday 23 July 2012 1:07

I would tear her butt up!!

awesomesauce924 3

Tuesday 16 October 2012 13:42

gotta admit that is harsh, but shes 8. thats like a 2nd grader. she may not have known that had hurt your feelings. im sure she'll look back and be all like "oh shit, im sorry i said that"

Bronze_ace 13

Saturday 7 December 2013 9:01

She wouldnt even have a pillow to play with once Id be through cleaning out her room

anonymous100000 17

Saturday 1 November 2014 20:19

take away everything and show her how other kids in the world get less than her. teach her to be respectful. if that doesn't work, I hope you kept the receipt.