Miscellaneous: Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora....

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 467

You deserved it 4 237

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 742

You deserved it 11 217

By Addianna - 15/12/2016 16:04 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 793

You deserved it 659

By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 940

You deserved it 4 430

By fml - 02/11/2016 08:45 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 149

You deserved it 1 264

By hinowdie - 01/12/2012 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 770

You deserved it 2 015

By christmaswillneverend - 02/01/2013 00:18 - United States - Red Lion

Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 027

You deserved it 11 611

By jm_track - 26/02/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 026

You deserved it 35 401

By The Christmas Grinch - 18/11/2010 22:33 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 432

You deserved it 3 905

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 441

You deserved it 3 030

By makeitstop - 02/12/2009 07:14 - Canada

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 572

You deserved it 4 251

yomamasmama 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:10

at least she has some Christmas spirit...unlike SOMMMMEEEONNNNE....

kopboy1 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:02

I hate Christmas music as well.

Comments

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:36

Merry Christmas! You must have been naughty!

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:38

[; but seriously, don't be so damn adopted all the time

SarinaBoBina 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:45

grinch

ErroRnazi 0

Friday 3 December 2010 11:46

Error occured

gitarex 4

Friday 3 December 2010 9:45

you're a whiny lil b***h

MetroKidd 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:55

clever censorship...?

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:46

And your mother swallows.

j4ym4n 2

Friday 3 December 2010 9:51

what the **** is pandora??

EffinAhole 0

Friday 3 December 2010 10:45

read above where the last idiot who asked got a lengthy explanation. Or Google it!

Euphemism 0

Friday 3 December 2010 11:14

Google.com Ask.com etc....

Euphemism 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:52

Op said "disrespectful" roommate.

persianlife 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:55

hey, it's Christmas be happy

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:57

I'll be happy when your mother finally sucks my dick.

Euphemism 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:59

Op, some people loves to share their spirits. So, op what's wrong with that? If a desperate solution is needed... .... Ear-plugs

Stumblebum30 5

Friday 3 December 2010 10:11

Where's the problem? Its Christmas time and Christmas music is awesome. So is Pandora. quit being a ba hum bug! 0.o

Keywords

Love Cheating Money Relatable Work Jealousy My ex Health Accident ADHD Medication Weather Snow Miscellaneous Embarrassing Awkward Relationship advice Am I overreacting? Weird AITA Dating Sleep Annoying Parents Mental health Furniture Kids Friends Gross Public freakouts

The Top

Today, I woke up from a night of serious depression, drinking by myself at home, to find a USB stick wrapped in plastic up my vagina, with "Top secret" written on it. There was nothing on the stick when I checked. I may need to give tequila a rest and switch back to gin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 474

You deserved it 1 831

Today, after two months of being broken up, and my ex still insisting she hadn't been cheating on me, I declared via text my intention to burn the rest of her stuff in the yard. This resulted in the guy she "hadn't been cheating on me with" kicking in my door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 516

You deserved it 389

The Top

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 853

You deserved it 8 481

Today, my daughter came crying to me that her boyfriend cheated on her. I'd like to comfort her, if it weren't for the fact that she manipulated him into cheating on his previous girlfriend with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 904

You deserved it 301

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 456

You deserved it 6 328

Today, I told a friend I was going to the dentist for the first time in years. He immediately replied, "Yay! Teeth whitening!" I hadn't mentioned teeth whitening. I'm not even going for teeth whitening. -5 XP new insecurity unlocked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 565

You deserved it 198

Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 086

You deserved it 283

Today, I went down on my partner to the point where she suffered a TIA (transient ischemic attack) and lost consciousness temporarily. It seemed like she'd had a stroke, so I ended up having to call an ambulance, and she gets to spend two days in hospital because I apparently give excellent oral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 286

You deserved it 331

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Comments