Miscellaneous: Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora....

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML

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By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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By Addianna - 15/12/2016 16:04 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By fml - 02/11/2016 08:45 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML

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By hinowdie - 01/12/2012 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML

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By christmaswillneverend - 02/01/2013 00:18 - United States - Red Lion

Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML

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By jm_track - 26/02/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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By The Christmas Grinch - 18/11/2010 22:33 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

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By makeitstop - 02/12/2009 07:14 - Canada

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

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yomamasmama 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:10

at least she has some Christmas spirit...unlike SOMMMMEEEONNNNE....

kopboy1 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:02

I hate Christmas music as well.

Comments

gusgus36 5

Friday 3 December 2010 10:28

what's the big deal, mr. Scrooge? Christmas music is fun. and even if you don't like it, it IS only 23 days. I bet you'll survive somehow.

akaashR 0

Friday 3 December 2010 10:29

Christmas music sucks shit. but Mariah Carey makes it better :). btw WTF is pandora?

ErroRnazi 0

Friday 3 December 2010 11:48

3rror sentence.

Pocahontas22_fml 0

Friday 3 December 2010 10:39

I love Christmas music! :)

DEXter501 0

Friday 3 December 2010 11:12

The entire month of December = never-ending bad holiday music.

Bobissmall 13

Friday 3 December 2010 12:07

Pandora is a free music streaming thing i think, like spotify but in your browser. As far as i know it only works in America, and not in the UK for me :( Sucks ass. Oh, and googling it brings up stuff like jewelry and the myths about it, dipshit.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 4 December 2010 3:24

Yes, but any dipshit who bothered to give it a second thought would realize that more specific search terms would solve that problem. When you Google "Pandora music", the first hit is the radio website; for "Pandora Christmas music", it's their official blog.

savvy_suzy 0

Friday 3 December 2010 12:08

I found living with room mates to be taxing at the best of times so I empathise. Noise cancelling headphones might be a worthwhile investment if you can swing it.