Intimacy: Today, my anxiety cockblocked me. I was in the middle of a wank,...

By helpme - 24/11/2015 06:34 - United States - Annapolis

Today, my anxiety cockblocked me. I was in the middle of a wank, about to come, when I suddenly freaked out and had to stop and check to make sure I didn't have any homework due tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 00:17 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML

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By Dead_Fox - 21/11/2012 05:48 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML

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By anxiety - 16/11/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML

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By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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By polimeros - 09/05/2012 22:19 - Mexico - Queretaro

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

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By Dreamblocker - 28/06/2021 22:00

Today, I was having an intense erotic dream. It was going great until I thought, "I hope this isn't a dream." This caused me to wake up. This isn't the first time I've cockblocked myself in a dream. FML

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By Adan - 13/11/2020 17:58 - Pakistan - Peshawar

Today, I'm having an existential crisis. I don't what the future holds, I'm overthinking and stressing about things I could've controlled. Now I'm having a breakdown and I've got a test tomorrow and I have to take a bath, but all my lazy ass does is worry but never actually do the fucking work. FML

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By sad-boing - 02/10/2015 21:01 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML

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By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

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Psycocharger 19

Tuesday 24 November 2015 18:36

Well, that sucks. Should've finished first (Which one do I mean ;))

saifnaqvi11 21

Tuesday 24 November 2015 18:33

Well did you have any?

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vikky538 28

Tuesday 24 November 2015 23:26

You should have done multi tasking.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 24 November 2015 23:43

Well now you know...time to finish up...think of it as edging

Onyx3288 22

Wednesday 25 November 2015 0:59

It IS the end of the semester... Just thinking of the all-nighters you have to pull.... Is it bad that I understand?

Dynamite73 25

Wednesday 25 November 2015 3:05

wtf

DarthTaco351 12

Wednesday 25 November 2015 4:39

So your **** **** blocked your ****?

dutchy86 20

Wednesday 25 November 2015 6:29

put masturbating on the assignment list ;)

nina0917 26

Wednesday 25 November 2015 6:30

Haha

carrissa3 13

Wednesday 25 November 2015 7:24

What does wank mean

8djht8 19

Wednesday 25 November 2015 13:09

should a finished checked then wank again then hw.

Richard6036 13

Wednesday 25 November 2015 23:32

Sounds like you have a hard decision to make

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