Health: Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit...

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 17:18 - United States

Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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By Wow - 23/12/2018 16:00

Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 18:01 - Australia

Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML

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By TheHeirofTime - 15/08/2016 15:11 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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By foxyreegan - 04/02/2012 05:22 - United States

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30

Today, while waiting for my interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML

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Kiwiscanfly 19

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:29

. . . So did you get the job?

MGITSWFTC 17

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:33

Please tell me you just spent a long time in the bathroom after excusing yourself from the interview, and that you didn't actually shit all over the interviewer's chair. That would just be terrible.

Comments

singer0421 32

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:47

You could've been honest and asked to go to the bathroom

alycion 38

Wednesday 21 August 2013 2:09

I'm guessing there wasn't enough of warning to do do since it was a med side effect. Those things can hit like trains.

aklm15 14

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:52

I imagine crap flying everywhere, as OP shook the interviewer's hand.

zandalee 19

Wednesday 21 August 2013 6:47

Me too! We have dirty minds.

PenguinBitch 43

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:55

Why would your ass do that? It deserves a spanking.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:56

Are you volunteering, Penguin?

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 21 August 2013 0:15

I think you're better suited to do the spanking considering the problem presented on this fml, /Welshite/. X)

Wizardo 33

Wednesday 21 August 2013 0:00

#13, just like the dump OP took :/

bo501 4

Wednesday 21 August 2013 0:01

It's obvious you don't want to work in the 1st place. Only in America!

Olympiakos10 15

Wednesday 21 August 2013 0:06

So...you stood up, turned around and shat all over the interviewer?

Rexington27 7

Wednesday 21 August 2013 0:51

Must have been a shitty interview.

cutycat136 28

Wednesday 21 August 2013 1:08

Hey, shit happens people.

zaise_chsa 19

Wednesday 21 August 2013 1:39

At least you weren't wearing white pants?

ILoveMyArm 15

Wednesday 21 August 2013 1:46

I dream of the day where I rule the world and have my own holiday. On that day, you will all exchange arms amongst one another. But I, I will forever keep mine.