By teeth - 10/08/2011 17:00 - United States

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 446
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Same thing different taste

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Considering most toothpaste is made of microscopic sea creatures' shells, I see no problem with coral.

This is the nerdiest conversation going on ever!!!!!

Ok then. That was just me guessing using what little I know about coral and teeth

Look at the bright side. Ancient Egyptians used to use sand and cat urine (among other things). Thank you Discovery Channel...

Plankton skeletons are in all toothpaste. I feel like coral and plankton are on the same level.

skyeyez9 24

Sounds perfect, if you're looking to rub all the enamel off of your teeth. Fyl

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Coral Paste huh? Sounds like it would cut your mouth up.

MerrikBarbarian 9

this makes me sad from an environmental perspective. many corals ate endangered. they should not be used in any thing :/

Holy crap this ***** real but i dont think its real coral but researched it its gritty tooth paste sounds fun... Not