By hellolaina - 22/07/2016 07:43 - United States - Blacklick

Today, my batshit crazy coworker told me that she wants to hear my skin sizzle. I'm afraid to go to work now. FML
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hellolaina 18

OP here. This happened a few years ago. She's like 28 and has loose wires in her brain. I ended up quitting that job. Not because of her. I haven't seen her since.

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Welshite 39

Seared human is the best. I'll bet you pair well with a glass of red wine too.

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gracehi 31

It's because you're so hot, OP. You're already sizzling. She just wants to *hear* it.

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zhumba 2

She obviously wants to get you all hot and sweaty. What was your reply??

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Unenunciable 14

You're *sizzling like a snail* ... :D

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GrumpyGrinch 23

Thats so creepy, I opened the comments just to see what others have to say.

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hellolaina 18

OP here. This happened a few years ago. She's like 28 and has loose wires in her brain. I ended up quitting that job. Not because of her. I haven't seen her since.

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TxAsMaD3 19

Well did she ever get to hear it sizzle or nah?

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ragnarok1540 39

Reminds me of when I used to play The Sims. I would delete the door just as I commanded my Sim to light fireworks indoors ... just so I could watch him/her burn!!! Maybe I should meet your coworker, I'm sure we'd get along famously.

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Liyara 8

You'd get on like a house on fire...

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DeadRob 13

I had to read that a couple times...I was in shock...that is umm interesting.

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