Animals: Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught...

By xXangelaXx - 21/08/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

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By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was busy working on a paper, so my parents offered to go get me some Mexican food. Eager for some nachos, I thanked them. At 9 p.m. they weren't back, so I called. They weren't in an accident, but spontaneously buying a new car without telling me. They didn't return until 11 p.m. with cold, greasy KFC. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2021 04:01

Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By Will - 19/08/2021 08:02

Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML

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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By RIPJarJar - 20/10/2017 22:18

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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Porschephile 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Your dad has a sense of humor

BooGhosted 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:42

Get fries.

Comments

KyleJstorm 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 18:49

Do you watch iCarly so much you have to be like the girl in iPsycho?

HaniahAhmad 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 1:25

Weird... I happened to find a chicken in my yard today...

Goldenberry_fml 14

Friday 29 June 2012 7:13

I had a pet chicken when I was younger. My mom cooked it and made me eat it. It was delicious, which made me more guilty and disgusted by myself.

captainburke 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 3:12

It sounds like he was amused by your grief over a chicken

BiNeko 12

Sunday 9 September 2012 4:21

Your dad is a troll.

jmcr 27

Wednesday 16 January 2013 3:57

Chickens dont run away...sorry but something must have ate it if it didnt come back....

azhang1066 12

Friday 12 July 2013 20:45

Who has a pet chicken?

fairman 5

Tuesday 29 October 2013 3:44

I wonder if it ever got to the other side of the road!!

rfn2 7

Thursday 17 April 2014 14:09

What a dick

rebamoo 14

Friday 12 June 2015 2:43

...do you normally eat chicken? So just because you don't bond first with an animal, it's ok to eat them? Maybe you don't but you didn't specify.

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