Animals: Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught... - FML

By xXangelaXx - 21/08/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML

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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By RIPJarJar - 20/10/2017 22:18

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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Porschephile 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Your dad has a sense of humor

BooGhosted 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:42

Get fries.

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DeathMaple 3

Monday 22 August 2011 1:44

Your father is a genius. =]

jbaby7892 0

Monday 22 August 2011 4:29

Where'd you get that shit from?!

jbaby7892 0

Monday 22 August 2011 4:32

Sorry meant to post that for the comment below... (perdix)

chahacha599 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:45

Ur Dad is AWESOME

iampetard 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:46

KFC is so good for you

rbtl10 2

Monday 22 August 2011 1:50

Your dog probably went there anyways. Good thinking dad

iEatGuppies 0

Monday 22 August 2011 5:23

dog? what the hell are you talking about? she's not from china!

Amrel 10

Monday 22 August 2011 1:50

Your dad was trying to cheer you up i guess but, at least your not a vegetarian or a vegan

YoLauryn 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:51

Beloved chicken? Really? Smh..

crizzy101 5

Monday 22 August 2011 1:52

That is the greatest father EVER!

Mirorbo 26

Monday 22 August 2011 1:52

Reminds me of when my fish died and a friend took me to a seafood restaurant to cheer me up. Didn't realize what he'd done until after the fact, however. We laughed about it in the end. I REALLY don't want to believe the setup was on purpose, darling.

Ketchup_Castle 30

Monday 22 August 2011 1:54

Sounds like he mentioned buying you chicken to eat as a joke.

munrochambers 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:55

you have a pet chicken..?

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