Animals: Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught... - FML

By xXangelaXx - 21/08/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

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By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was busy working on a paper, so my parents offered to go get me some Mexican food. Eager for some nachos, I thanked them. At 9 p.m. they weren't back, so I called. They weren't in an accident, but spontaneously buying a new car without telling me. They didn't return until 11 p.m. with cold, greasy KFC. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2021 04:01

Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By Will - 19/08/2021 08:02

Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML

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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By RIPJarJar - 20/10/2017 22:18

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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Porschephile 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Your dad has a sense of humor

BooGhosted 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:42

Get fries.

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ohmandapants 16

Monday 22 August 2011 4:39

He's getting your chicken back for you.

fugdeamania 0

Monday 22 August 2011 4:46

I'm not sure I believe this story...

annigotammo 1

Monday 22 August 2011 4:58

.........beloved pet chicken? really? I mean that's sad and all but...seriously? A chicken?

Mach10 0

Monday 22 August 2011 5:01

Cry me a river. Three of our chickens and a rooster were torn apart by a fox last night.

forevermylife 0

Monday 22 August 2011 5:09

You have a chicken? I'm jelous

roflmfaocopters 2

Monday 22 August 2011 5:12

I guess we know why the chicken crosses the road.

wilsonchewy 0

Monday 22 August 2011 5:18

Ydi for having a " beloved pet chicken" chickens are farm animals not ******* pets

Mirorbo 26

Monday 22 August 2011 6:21

Farm animals are awesome pets though. Cows are good listeners!

RPattzs_gurl 0

Monday 22 August 2011 5:18

I feel ya OP. My goldfish died two months ago and I'm still a bit sensitive about it. Anyways, one day I was really missing her and my mom went and made breaded fish for lunch, AFTER I was telling her how much I missed my fish. -.-

wilsonchewy 0

Monday 22 August 2011 5:22

It's a ******* fish how close could you have been with it

bigassfish97 0

Monday 22 August 2011 5:19

Beloved pet chicken? The hell haha

xxgigixx 1

Monday 22 August 2011 5:19

Lmaoo :D I guess ur dad got over it pretty quick, :') n was thinking to cheer u up wit KFC just when ur pet chicken ran away. :)

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