Animals: Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught...

By xXangelaXx - 21/08/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

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By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was busy working on a paper, so my parents offered to go get me some Mexican food. Eager for some nachos, I thanked them. At 9 p.m. they weren't back, so I called. They weren't in an accident, but spontaneously buying a new car without telling me. They didn't return until 11 p.m. with cold, greasy KFC. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2021 04:01

Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By Will - 19/08/2021 08:02

Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML

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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By RIPJarJar - 20/10/2017 22:18

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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Porschephile 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Your dad has a sense of humor

BooGhosted 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:42

Get fries.

Comments

rhoadshouse 0

Monday 22 August 2011 6:48

That's only the second time I've seen this one. What a fake....

hyden121 2

Monday 22 August 2011 7:04

Morale of the story: One persons lost chicken is another persons chicken dinner.

snazzy_247 0

Monday 22 August 2011 8:18

Well this is America.

White_Knightspc 0

Monday 22 August 2011 8:30

In a sense he found you another chicken. And this one already ran away and got caught by the colonel.

TheComputerGuy96 16

Monday 22 August 2011 8:43

I'm hungry now.

Nikelopez 11

Monday 22 August 2011 9:16

Trust me, he didn't run away ;)

izzy7 11

Monday 22 August 2011 9:44

It's a chicken. It should be dinner.

SmokinTitties 0

Monday 22 August 2011 14:14

Your dad is the best.

jayemdoubleyou 1

Monday 22 August 2011 14:33

Beloved? Chicken?

Sarojin 0

Monday 22 August 2011 15:26

Your chicken ran away? Have you checked across the road? I hear they like to cross roads.... why? Noone seems to know.

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