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By not a brain cell in sight - 16/06/2013 20:20 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML

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By ROBERT - 08/08/2013 18:52 - United States - Cresskill

Today, I actually had to explain to two of my friends that neither Alaska nor Nebraska are in Canada. I think I need new friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2014 21:21 - United States - Marlboro

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML

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By isabellam0426 - 02/11/2016 02:55

Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML

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By Krish Kochar - 08/11/2022 10:00 - Canada

Today, I've been living in Canada for past two years, and my friend from the States came to visit. He was talking about how Canadians are so polite, but I was in total denial, that he didn't know anything. While I was arguing with him, a guy in front of us walked into a pole, then apologized to it. FML

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By meh - 18/01/2012 05:21 - Canada

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 14:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 09:23 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my sister called me a moron after I told her that no, healthy foods do not give you "negative calories". She's 21 and goes around telling everyone that she's an expert nutritionist. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2021 05:01

Today, here in Canada, my father-in-law talked to me about how people who are "not Canadians" are destroying the country. He called me an "import" several times within the course of an hour. I've been a citizen for over twenty years. FML

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By teacher - 31/08/2010 14:50 - United States

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

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Technically Correct: The Best Kind of Correct

By Sufia - 28/10/2017 19:51

Today, my teacher called me "stupid and ignorant" for referring to myself as Asian. I'm from Pakistan. Pakistan is in Asia. FML

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Frenchtony 17

Monday 17 June 2013 1:24

Everyone knows Canada is in Europe ! Vive le Quebec libre !

notjanedoe 27

Monday 17 June 2013 1:26

Well, at least now you don't have to worry about finding the perfect gift for her next birthday. A nice atlas will do nicely I should think.

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1911 3

Monday 17 June 2013 2:59

she has blonde syndrome

ecascio2010 9

Monday 17 June 2013 3:25

Your best friend is a ******* moron. Has he/she looked at a map lately? Because try are STUPID.

happyconverse 10

Monday 17 June 2013 3:30

I feel so bad for people.

nightbirdblue 27

Monday 17 June 2013 3:56

I hope she never breeds. Intelligence is genetic. :(

militarybrat 21

Monday 17 June 2013 4:14

It isn't actually. You ever see Real Genius?

militarybrat 21

Monday 17 June 2013 4:26

Yes i realize its a movie, but it DOES happen in real life

glamorous18 10

Monday 17 June 2013 3:57

isn't Michigan on the Canadian border?? o.O

kaykay2922 11

Monday 17 June 2013 4:13

I'm Canadian... Faith in humanity dropped by at least 10%... I know where most countries are. This is sad.

MOLLMcAWESOME 11

Monday 17 June 2013 4:25

It's okay, last week I had to explain to my band teacher that Africa is a continent, not a country... What has this world come to...

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 17 June 2013 19:22

Sadly, this has always been the case, especially with Africa and its countries. Most people don't realize that Egypt is in Africa because the news media keep referring to it as a Middle Eastern country.

jonha21 11

Monday 17 June 2013 4:27

And Why did she deserves it -.- or are all those 600 people also on the level of Canada being in Europe #Smh

julien2992_fml 5

Monday 17 June 2013 4:41

as a canadian, that's insulting.

BJM1983 1

Monday 17 June 2013 6:35

Thank you, felt the same way reading the OP.

laaryssa 21

Monday 17 June 2013 4:50

Well that's a shame.

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