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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:14 - United States - Athens

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Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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By fmlskank93 - 01/09/2010 11:10 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By thatisnotcool45 - 09/12/2011 05:22 - Canada

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 08:01 - United States - San Jacinto

Spicy

Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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Small world

By ShouldICallYouDaddy - 30/04/2016 11:49 - United Kingdom - Grantham

Spicy

Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Rkikkas9713 25

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:36

The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.

EvilLittleGirl 24

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:34

when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....

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heartazach 13

Thursday 23 April 2015 16:30

If your best friend isn't your dad then this is weird...

bob_tho_goldfish 16

Thursday 23 April 2015 17:20

That mother ******

christopher25 8

Thursday 23 April 2015 17:25

Stiffler, is that you?

ncbb14 13

Thursday 23 April 2015 17:45

Well he wins

Ilikepie82479 20

Thursday 23 April 2015 18:57

Woah

thatonechicklost 2

Thursday 23 April 2015 19:40

Is your name Stacy or do you have a sister? Because then you can't blame the guy. She's just got it going on.

SKITTLZ2000 16

Thursday 23 April 2015 20:06

Is he really your best friend then? Maybe you need a new friend.

LifeOfAnRN 18

Thursday 23 April 2015 21:21

Does that change her from a MILF to a MIDF?

54MU31 19

Thursday 23 April 2015 21:57

American Apple Pie?

Takis_Best 12

Thursday 23 April 2015 22:39

Plot twist, his dad is his best friend.

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