By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:14 - United States - Athens

Spicy
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 096
You deserved it 3 676

Same thing different taste

Top comments

The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.

when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....

Comments

saffy66 34

As an older woman with an adult son, without knowing ages and the circumstances, it's hard to know which way to lean. I mean, are they both consenting adults? Was it a one off, a dare, or do they genuinely have feelings for each other? Maybe it's been going on a while? A lot of younger men do go for older women - but having said that, in same circumstance I would have serious concerns about the mother getting involved with her son's friend. It's almost as bad as sleeping with her daughter's boyfriend or ex boyfriend. And if it was a one-off, even worse. Why risk the hurt and awkwardness just for a poorly chosen one night stand? There is going to be a LOT of fallout and I'd like to hear the follow-up.

Xxxpussyslayerxxx takes no prisoners.

bluetiger68 13

My ex-boyfriend could tell me the same thing.

Hot or not id probably bang my bestfriends mom just for the story

Hey, look at it this way: he's officially a ************.

Tell him that he has two options now. He can either marry your mother or he has to die. (My name is earl reference) ;P

Plot twist: you became best friends with your father.