Intimacy: Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:14 - United States - Athens

Spicy

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

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You deserved it 3 676

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 703

You deserved it 502

By fmlskank93 - 01/09/2010 11:10 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 781

You deserved it 4 626

She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 453

You deserved it 237

By thatisnotcool45 - 09/12/2011 05:22 - Canada

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 126

You deserved it 2 722

By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 08:01 - United States - San Jacinto

Spicy

Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 703

You deserved it 3 556

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 1 222

By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 228

You deserved it 5 757

By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 633

You deserved it 18 550

Small world

By ShouldICallYouDaddy - 30/04/2016 11:49 - United Kingdom - Grantham

Spicy

Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 348

You deserved it 2 421

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 953

You deserved it 4 797

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Top comments

Rkikkas9713 25

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:36

The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.

EvilLittleGirl 24

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:34

when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....

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crackajak 15

Thursday 23 April 2015 3:48

Why is everyone only pissed at OP's friend? If this happened to me, I would be more angry with my mother for ruining a friendship. Last time I checked it takes two to ****.

subscript 15

Thursday 23 April 2015 3:55

Im terrified of this backstory

ObsidianMoon17 12

Thursday 23 April 2015 4:24

Uuuuh.. Not right..

MaT30123 19

Thursday 23 April 2015 4:28

****** savage

Sangue_ 8

Thursday 23 April 2015 4:30

Hey look I'm just like your friend except with my bestfriend :p

z_candy 18

Thursday 23 April 2015 4:44

No matter what situation, that's something that will always be scarring, sorry op.

vikky538 28

Thursday 23 April 2015 4:45

Your friend took MILF word too seriously.

rocketiquette 20

Thursday 23 April 2015 4:48

Stacey's mom must really have it going on.

mjansing 4

Thursday 23 April 2015 4:53

beat his ass, a true friend wouldn't bang your mom. after that get yourself a new friend.

otecasacid 22

Thursday 23 April 2015 4:54

Does that make you super Eskimo brothers?

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