Intimacy: Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:14 - United States - Athens

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Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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By fmlskank93 - 01/09/2010 11:10 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By thatisnotcool45 - 09/12/2011 05:22 - Canada

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 08:01 - United States - San Jacinto

Spicy

Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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You deserved it 18 550

Small world

By ShouldICallYouDaddy - 30/04/2016 11:49 - United Kingdom - Grantham

Spicy

Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Top comments

Rkikkas9713 25

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:36

The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.

EvilLittleGirl 24

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:34

when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....

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mine___turtles10 13

Thursday 23 April 2015 5:08

I'm afraid he has a comeback for every arguement from that point on

oliviaaclairee 13

Thursday 23 April 2015 5:10

It all makes sense because you're from Georgia

dougschoonmaker 20

Thursday 23 April 2015 5:39

Wow

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Thursday 23 April 2015 5:40

Lonely Islands "Motherlover" comes to mind. >.>

KVYLV 16

Thursday 23 April 2015 5:47

THAT MOTHER ******, LOLOLOLOLOL

allyiscute1 22

Thursday 23 April 2015 5:56

How do you live knowing something like this I can't even think about this I have so much questions follow up please;o

jpinto18 13

Thursday 23 April 2015 6:03

Oh ****!!!

PrinceOfBritain 20

Thursday 23 April 2015 6:19

This man is my idol

kavyashahs 16

Thursday 23 April 2015 6:46

Mother I like to ****

Little_Eskimo_93 5

Thursday 23 April 2015 7:53

I know exactly how you feel OP, my mum slept with a guy who is 5 days older than me and used to cheat off me in maths and chemistry. The worst part is she went on to sleep with another guy who was 6 months older than my younger brother and my brother is 2 years younger than me.

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