Intimacy and Health: Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help...

By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML

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By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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Liability

By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 11:00

Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML

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Economy class

By Anonymous - 09/10/2019 02:01

Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML

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Think before you move

By Anonymous - 29/12/2023 23:00 - United States - Waverly

Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML

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Road trip from hell

By anonymous - 17/09/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML

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Demoted to just a friend, then

By Karina - 30/09/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 807

By John Brown - 24/07/2018 15:00

Today, my roommate told me that I have to find a new place to live because I make his new girlfriend uncomfortable. I just had surgery and am bedridden. FML

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By thanksforthat - 10/01/2013 23:11 - United States - Tunkhannock

Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML

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You're not alone

By seachelle - 07/05/2019 20:00

Today, the guy I've been seeing posted on social media about having relationship problems and arguments with his girl. I've been in the hospital for surgery for the past few days and have been unable to talk to him. Before this, he told me I was the only one. Guess not. FML

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A huge mess of stuff

By GreatWeek - 30/05/2022 17:01 - United States - Dighton

Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML

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Allie614032 34

Tuesday 6 February 2018 20:11

Talk to her. Let her know that if she came to see you, she should actually be seeing you (and not just your apartment).

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 February 2018 19:27

Hey, she’s keeping your bed warm for you for when you return. She’s taking one for the team (probably more than one!)

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 February 2018 19:27

Hey, she’s keeping your bed warm for you for when you return. She’s taking one for the team (probably more than one!)

joeyl1990 28

Tuesday 6 February 2018 19:48

Apparently she wants lovin more than she wants flowers.

blahblabbity 19

Tuesday 6 February 2018 20:04

at least she’s not using your hospital bed...

Allie614032 34

Tuesday 6 February 2018 20:11

Talk to her. Let her know that if she came to see you, she should actually be seeing you (and not just your apartment).

tibtak 20

Tuesday 6 February 2018 22:43

She came either way

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 6 February 2018 22:47

Seems she’s also looking for a cure for what ails her.

dexter420 21

Tuesday 6 February 2018 23:52

I hope it wasn’t your boyfriend

wmayrhofer 18

Wednesday 7 February 2018 0:03

what, did you pay for her ticket or something?

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 7 February 2018 4:18

You scratch my back, I'll scratch your back. Seriously though, how long can the sex last? You can't expect her to be beside you 24/7, she needs a break sometime and this might be one of those breaks.

Demon_of_Light 27

Wednesday 7 February 2018 6:38

The friend and OP live on opposite sides of the country. Up until this visit, all of the time was a break.

Andrea McCarrell 9

Monday 12 February 2018 6:53

Umm... She said she's waiting at the hospital while her supposedly BFF bangs a stranger in HER apartment. So that means she hasn't even seen her yet since her friend got in from the opposite coast. MEANING there was no need for a "break" and she wasn't expecting her friend to be with her 24/7, but to at least be there for her after she just got in. I swear, you're either, a troll or stupid.