Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped...

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 09:03 - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

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By Jimmy - 02/08/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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By oww - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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By Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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End me

By Daniel_rules - 17/04/2009 17:02 - United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 15:30 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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bloomspetals 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:15

what'd you do, jump into an army base?

iDaniel525 8

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:16

THUG LIFE.

Comments

BlacOpsMaximus 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:19

You kinda should've seen it coming. Haha! YDI for not going to their front door and asking for it.

taazer 12

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:50

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chane1100 6

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:30

Gtfo.

BloodyMary666 24

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:19

WTF???

Angelice_fml 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:21

They must've really wanted to keep your football.

aliadnan708 6

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:21

What do u live next to the white house or something?

Corygerm 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:26

Umm sir can I have that ball? Hell No you terrorist!

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:26

Were they love guns?

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:31

They're them love pistols!

lemon_phat 11

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:33

Stop making excuses for trying to get into America.

boner_till_icoll 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:35

it could been worst ...

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:58

WTF?!? Worst them you're english? Retard!

boner_till_icoll 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:22

1. ur comment doesn't make any sense 2. shut the **** UP 3. it could been worst .. They could have been holding their dicks 0__0

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:35

Did you ask for it back by saying "can you lick my ball sack?" instead of "can you kick my ball back?"?

lemon_phat 11

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:37

Nope, pretty sure he just shit his pants, and ran away crying.

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:47

Were you there lemon head? Guy with the gun would've asked OP why he was in his yard. Running away (crying or not) would include climbing back over the fence.

lemon_phat 11

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:12

I was the guy with the gun... "today, a Mexican threw a ball over the boarder, and tried to go get it in an attempt to get into our country! Me and my partner met him with guns... He shat his pants, and ran away.... I had to chase the kid for a mile before I finally caught up, FML"