Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped...

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 09:03 - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

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By Jimmy - 02/08/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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Ballin'

By oww - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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By Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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End me

By Daniel_rules - 17/04/2009 17:02 - United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 15:30 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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bloomspetals 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:15

what'd you do, jump into an army base?

iDaniel525 8

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:16

THUG LIFE.

Comments

boobookity691 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:42

That only happens in movies lol ya def FYL

GraceKathryn97 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:50

Hey least you didn't get shot!;)

captainfalcon7 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:51

geez was your football made of gold?

Quasar55_fml 18

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:56

"Okay everybody stay calm ... I'm going to put my football on the ground slowly ..."

Quasar55_fml 18

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:59

"Okay everybody stay calm ... I'm going to put my football on the ground slowly ..."

Lovechild09 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:04

wow wher do you live? lol

Buttsexpirate 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:09

And then what? Don't leave us hanging!

lemon_phat 11

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:22

Read savra's post! I already explained this once!

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:40

Bruce Willis showed up and kicked their asses, retrieving the football in the process.

awkwardaredevil 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:12

If I had a dollar....

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:00

Now I'm curious. What would you do with your dollar if you had it?

awkwardaredevil 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 20:48

Donate it to these kids so they could buy a new football.

klimpomppp 9

Wednesday 13 February 2013 8:25

99-win!

chujel1302 1

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:28

Where do you live, Afghanistan?

jkjorn 16

Tuesday 1 November 2011 19:26

I was thinking more like Pakistan, like Bin Laden's compound. Remember there was a story that kids used to kick a ball over his wall, and rather than let the kids in to retrieve it they'd just give them money to go away. Maybe that's what OP was hoping for?