Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone.... - FML

By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

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By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

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By Fail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

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trilingualotaku 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:26

wow.. that really sucks... dw at least you know what she's really like now.

Joe2794 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:27

Wow that ******* sucks. Time to get a new friend.

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KayCee_012 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 9:34

That's super f*cked up.! But luckily there's a thing called karma.!

_tanned 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:13

ditch your friend, dumb your boyfriend.

jewel5 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 18:23

This reminds me of the book My Best Friend's Girl by Dorothy Koomson.

bandit09 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 19:27

I don't understand how people can do that to someone so close to them! Some people are true assholes and need to get a hobby so they don't end up ******* yours...

cheshirexcat 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 2:58

smash that freakin bitch and kill the jackass

ShortyBBangin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:18

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW. THAT SUCKS. I would beat her ass....well I wouldn't touch her belly, but I'd **** up her face. Then I'll beat his ass. You could do the same.

Peacelover99 0

Friday 31 July 2009 11:22

FYL, That really sucks. Drop them both. Shitty friend/boyfriend. :( I'm sorry.

matt9999 0

Friday 8 January 2010 7:47

atleast you were not already pregnant from him as well that wouldve sucked 10x more but still fyl

babyphat123 0

Friday 19 March 2010 13:29

think of it as a good thing if she wasn't pregnant you would have never found out that your boyfriend cheats on you secondly she now is stuck with a cheater and btw try knowing someone before considering them your bestfriend

Chibi_Mia_Chula 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 5:31

Don't you just hate the *****'s nowadays?

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